Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

^^^^^ His dong cannot fit into bikini bottoms. Physically impossible to stuff that thing into pants even

Is codenamed Solid Snake for a reason! Enemies beware when he switches it to Naked...

Codenamed xinmage for a reason! Enemies beware when he dual casts magic...

Upon receiving orders from the one that sits above the table, Wik was tasked with the elimination of rogue hitman, Cero. Cero's crime was performing a character assassination on hollowed Continental grounds. That grievous offense could not go unpunished as it upset the balance of order amongst fellow agents and risked disrupting the political trade agreements made between numerous factions. It was a bloody battle that Wik nearly lost as Cero had ties to an underground subreddit that provided him multiple stock options to fund his supply arsenal of cuttingly savage memes. Not to mention Wik's opponent happened to be a master of blending seamlessly into any crowded forum with deft persision! In the end Wik came out victorious, dispatching his adversary, this ending Cero's reign of terror while simultaneously granting Wik a chance for a priceless favor from the High Table. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/john-wick8561/images/3/32/Elder_Character_Poster.jpg

I'm pregnant with your abomination http://myfouluniverse.weebly.com/uploads/5/0/8/3/5083250/4269611_orig.jpg

Pregnant with abomination.

While on a tour to Antarctica, Tsunpaper's boat was hijacked by a gang of super spy penguins! He only escaped their clutches by building himself a raft made of toothpicks.

Was in charge of a classified Antarctica base supposed to house the grand cannon, but never had the opportunity to see it completed before the first space war. https://youtu.be/Cn7zYHkIrRA?t=589