Pregnant with abomination.
Is holding the world championship title of being the best toothpick bender in all of Antarctica.
While on a tour to Antarctica, Tsunpaper's boat was hijacked by a gang of super spy penguins! He only escaped their clutches by building himself a raft made of toothpicks.
Was in charge of a classified Antarctica base supposed to house the grand cannon, but never had the opportunity to see it completed before the first space war.
Gaming skills Suck, even at Space War
(Edit: damn, what did I miss while I was gone?)
Is a Time Keeper that oversees the Time Variance Authority. Knows how time begins, and ends.
(A lot, in fact)
The harbinger of the death of the universe. (Seriously that lie reminded me of a vid I saw that talked about this very thing and it made me depressed)
Was the original final boss for Final Fantasy IX.
One of the original Jobs in Final Fantasy.
Wik regrets attacking the last Shoopuf.