Random thoughts...

Scammers perfectly timing their text messages right after I slide my card at the gas station. Love it! "Like please call this number to confirm a purchase you recently made with one of your credit cards. Give the total, card number, and full name and address so we can process it immediately." And I'm all like, "HELL YEAH, let's do this!"

Or there was the time I got a random nude sent to me by a scammer while pulling up to a McDonald's. Clearly they wanted to show me the errors of my way by reminding me it isn't safe to sext and drive.

Shout out to the time some lady thought i was stupid enough to give her my credit card because her and her kid were "starving" and broke while eating ice cream outside an ice cream shop. She then said she would mail it back to me. Then my dumb ass just bought them food just in case they really were starving, and ended up having my ice cream melt all over my car when i was looking forward to it all day

How that conversation would have played out if that happened to me: https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Lady: pls sir, I'm starving, https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Me: Yeah? Gud luck with that *licks muh ice cream* https://c.tenor.com/4FqnxCz5BgsAAAAC/ice-cream.gif

I cant believe they picked this dude as the worlds handsomest man over henry caville bruh...i cant stand bts lol https://memes.co.in/memes/update/uploads/2021/04/ac190ed-953x1024.jpg