The Evil Genie Game

You have the cosplay outfits, but they are way two sizes too small for you to wear. I wish I had a laser gun.

It's just a laser pointer.. I wish unstoppable power

You begin to scare people with your silent walk and gets punched by accident often. I wish my waifu was real.

You're 2D and have a low AI. I wish I have some snacks

You're given a snack, but they're chocolate covered grasshoppers. I wish I could take a vacation.

@Wesley-Sensei Then I will Send you to North Korea. I wish I could have a Better Truck.

You are given a new truck but when you look at the contract the interest rate and price of the vehicle isn't anything you will be able to pay back this lifetime. I wish I could take all of my classes online next semester and not have to travel 2 hours to the campus twice a week.

You go bankrupt can't afford college and lose your car. I wish I had a wish

You wish for a wish and the genie grants you a desire that you would want to wish for. Of course it is an impossible wish that could only have been achievable with the power of the genies wish. You go insane because you were never able to achieve your wish. I wish the U.S. would stop fucking around in the middle east.