Explain an anime plot badly.

Shomin sample: a boy obsessed with thighs is forced to pretend he is gay for muscled up guys while girls hit on him knowing he is gay http://static.anime21.blog.br/2015/10/Shomin-Sample-2.mkv_20151017_011442.890.png

Boku no pico: a fantastic romance story with interesting character development, Ice cream lots of ice cream, and shota boys who everyone can relate to https://saikoanimes.net/Screens/Yakumo/Boku%20no%20Pico/06.jpg

nyaruko-san: a boy realizes if you stare at girls they can get pregnant http://www.animexmusic.net/uploads/1/4/1/8/14181808/398345073_orig.jpg?401

Bullying and love (not just romantic) 101 http://time4smart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/elfen-lied-lucy.jpg

Worst anime I've seen so far so I'll try to describe the invisible plot(that says alot since I always try to see the positive). Ok so dude who sucks at life gets random calls. "Spiritual Guardians" want to have sex with him and fights other dudes for 2 seconds. https://harpcore.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/angel-tales.jpg

Life really likes to fuck over this one guy. http://static2.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/6/65905/1236261-guts27.jpg

Kuroshitsuji / Black Butler Orphaned boy tries to solve the mystery of his parents' murders between tea times with the help of his dashing demon pedo-butler. Will he be molestered? Fan girls can't wait to see. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/77/75/1e/77751e28667cf79d97facd798e0f20da.jpg

Ouran High School Host Club Girl pretends to have penis while her senpai pretends to be her father who pretends he doesn't have a penis. http://www.funimation.com/admin/uploads/default/spotlight_thumbnails/7556294/nopqr_k3938y.jpg

Vandread Boys and girls go to war. Girls win because "Boys go to Jupiter" logic. And the rest of the series is basically a harem anime with a lot of "plot" ensuing. http://i.imgur.com/MZ0qOMD.jpg

Hajime no Ippo Meet Ippo. A young man who is smart, disciplined, very muscular, respectful of others, passionate, and has a penis big enough to be compared to an elephant truck. He has a bunch of guys complain that he smells like fish so he decides to take up a career that involves putting his hands all over sweaty shirtless guys across the world (often on their head) who occasionally wrap their arms around him for as long as they can. He works hard to be the most well known person in this new world even if if means he's on the ground a lot. Will he make it? http://pre08.deviantart.net/9f36/th/pre/f/2011/065/8/7/hajime_no_ippo___new_formula_by_shyrubio-d3b3ezc.png