Explain an anime plot badly.

Higurashi: New boy moves to small town, girls go crazy for him...by crazy I mean killing, beatings, stabbings, evisceration, self mutilation, torture, you know, the usual stuff. Boy tries to find out why.

Vampire Knight: High school girl fights off vampires and fangirls while deciding whether to hook up with her friend the moody emo boy or her rich and famous big brother. *spoilers* Of course she friendzones the emo boy and is willing jailbait for her big bro cause all the girls want him.

The girl who leapt through time: A girl gets brain damage from a bike accident and is experiencing strange comatose hallucinations. Check your breaks, children! The Heroic Legend of Arsland: A prince of Persia is dicked over by the real prince of Persia and has to play the game of thrones. Divine Gate: A Gaia online RP copied and pasted into an anime Record of Lodoss War: A D&D campaign copied and pasted into an anime. Guin Saga: A D&D game where the DM looks at the player and asks: "Wait, you want to play WHAT?" Grimgar: A D&D game where the players had to keep the first stats they rolled. Those who Hunt Elves: A D&D where the DM forgot his books, and chose to experiment with that Big Eyes Small Mouth pdf in the back corners of his laptop hard drive, and left the players to their own devices. Rokka no Yuusha: A D&D game gone horribly wrong. The DM can only smile wickedly as his players do the work for him. Berserk: A guy is born from a hanged corpse and has a crappy life. The end. Oh yeah, and the Bolton, Greyjoy, and Lanister families combined from game of Thrones have nothing on Griffith.

yamada's first time: a slutty highschool girl with goals of sleeping with 100 guys realizes she is a virgin who knows nothing about sex. So she sexually harrasses some poor lucky bastard and tries to get him to sleep with her...but he never does https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7bGvbyHHYZI/maxresdefault.jpg

yamada-kun and the 7 witches: about a guy who kisses a bunch of girls and maybe 1-2 guys http://i.imgur.com/x7YPFgK.jpg

Code Geass - *spoilers* Disinherited teenage prince makes a deal with an immortal witch for mind control powers, and uses them to lead rebels in a revolution to kill or mind-fuck his entire family, use his best friend, and mastermind himself to the throne. The end of his plan? To become the ultimate villain and have his honest best friend take over as leader of the rebels and stab him in front of his little sister - leaving her as queen and giving her the chance to rule in peace. http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/anime/5/50331.jpg

SPOILERS!!! FMA-B: Instead of just handling the death of their mother, two boys screw up their entire lives by trying to get her back. In the process they happen upon and defeat the personification of the seven sins. Still, at the end Edward loses his cool as fuck robot arm for a lame human arm and Alphons loses his cool exterior armour and turns into a skeleton of a boy.

Ichiban Ushiro no Daimao - New student transfers to hogwarts looking to become a holy politician, his dreams are crushed when the sorting hat decides he will be the next demon king instead. Harem ensues. http://s3.e-monsite.com/2010/10/16/05/Ichiban-Ushiro-No-Daimaou-copie-copie.png Maybe I'm doing this wrong...this is a completely accurate description.