Random thoughts...

My work bribed me with animal crackers if I don't whistle blow about putting employees in cages. *Licks fingers* Seems legit! Carry on.

They're not even frosted!!! For shame!!! Also, evidently some women don't like when you blow a raspberry into their armpit...or near their butt hole. Who knew?

Not an armpit guy myself. Between the roll-on deodorant, the sweat, and possible hair, it's just not doing it for me. Also why not behind the knee? Like if people really like pits that much why not go for the weak spot behind the knees. Seems like a missed opportunity, haha! As for butts. I've bit a woman's ass cheek before and she seemed into it. Then again it was by her request sooo... What did this have to do with animal crackers again?

Days like these where I come across a story related to some internet celeb that I have never heard of are where I wish I had still been keft in the dark about them (Ie Oli London and Nikocado Avakado)

Meh, I'm not going to work today. Man, I wish I could command my body to fall asleep. My sleep debt is getting worse with each passing day. I shouldn't have ate all that McDonalds...hurgh...