Random thoughts...

Haha, well, that might not look good for a 30 year old man getting into a fist fight with a 14 year old kid. Honestly I think he just thought he was earning street cred to his friends. Either way, they left eventually.

My brother keeps a chainsaw without the chain for such occasions. Just rev it a few times. He also has barbed wire around the top of his fence to make it look like a prison. But in the meantime I'm pricing what it's gonna cost to get half an acre fenced. Price of lumber is up so chain link is how I'm gonna have to go.

Sit outside in their line of sight with an unloaded rifle. Ask 'em if they've seen any large animals running around tearing up the yard. Make a comment that your eyesight isn't what it used to be and if they see anything to let you know. I actually know a mad lad in the country that did this. Said he never saw those kids again.

Honestly the document sounds too specifically ridiculous for it to be random. I have a feeling there were some added liberties to what the "robot" wrote. That said, the part about the lemons made me think of Tsunpaper's style of comedy. Now the question, was the "robot" actually Tsunpaper? Or has Tsun always been secretly a robot? He's already confirmed he's a toaster... @tsunpaper

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