The judging thread

No offense but you remind me of some sort of emo Mexican plumber. Not much to say about me yet because for some bloody reason my picture does not load and I probably uploaded 3 of the same ones by mistake. Oh well.

You're from London and you're Polish. Do you encounter a lot of stereotypes of how Polish people are supposed to be? They love making fun of us Yanks over there. Why are you telling people you are boring?! That's like telling them "Yeah, there is not an inkling of anything interesting about me, you should just stop reading my profile now. Don't even look at the pictures, you won't see anything you like, also I am not over 6ft tall so sorry if you're looking for a tall dude. Sorry for wasting your time." Geeze, no wonder you don't have any friends on here, Mr. Personality! To answer your question you didn't actually ask, more of a response to your assumption that you have three of one photo: You do not, you have exactly two, your profile photo and one where you are dressed in what I assume is military utility uniform. Come on, you can do better than that! On the bright side I can ascertain absolutely nothing about you other than the information you've provided.

Stereotypes about Poles.. Sure. Many of those, will work for vodka, toilet cleaners and that Polish girls are very gorgeous? Don't know other ones. No, I will admit. I don't have friends here, neither anywhere. Fact is, I'm here to kill my boredom rather than make friends or God knows what else people do. And I don't really need any. I'm fine with none. I feel like stating the fact straight away that I will possibly bore you because I really don't want to hear the typical bollocks of "Oh you are interesting" two hours later the person learns a shocking truth that I aint and never speaks a word again (Actual scenario with 75% of people) Now regardint the pictures, I genually had a problem with uploading pictures, it shown me three the same pictures then it all "vanished" and so I had a chance to finally upload some that worked. To sum it up. I'm being straightforward to make sure one does not waste their time beside smire bullshit on your face on how great I am (not) and then be like "Well... Hold on... You are not like what you told me" with that I think its pretty basic and all info you need, why spoil it when if you are interested you can learn it on your own. Take the poor self-esteem, depression and anxiety disorder into consideration and you will get all the anwsers to every question. Oh this is going to be a long one. I wish to be able to judge you but 1. I haven't slept for shit since yesterday and 2. I might go too far with words. Oh and yeah... We really do love making stereotypical jokes about Americans. I will do my part once I have some sleep.

@toujou You determine your own worth and wealth of character. If you think you are boring, you will convince others that you are. I personally can pick my every flaw and sulk, however there isn't enough time for negativity. Things can always get worse, however it depends on your outlook and how you will personally deal with the problems. Fake it till you make it, plus other inspirational quotes. tl;dr Stop wasting your time saying you are boring. Gudmoore, instead of being in a roast thread, why don't you participate in the all glorious panini thread?