For a million dollars would you?

Sure someone's played this game before but what the hell! Here's how it works: Each person suggests something to do for a million dollars. You gotta say Yes or No to whatever the person above suggest and then suggest something else for the person below you. And please try not to be too vulgar about it. I'll start... for a million dollars would you spend the next 3 years eating nothing but bread and sliced lunch-meat and only drinking water(no booze for 3 years) Yes or No?

Since I love cooking and nice food, no. I really don't care about the booze, though. :D Would you voluntarily live in solitary confinement for two months? For entertainment you may only bring two books of your own choice.

A: For a million dollars definitely I wouldn't mind being in solitary for 2 months. Piece o' cake. Q: For a million dollars would you bungee jump off the Empire State Building if there was a 65% chance the rope would snap?

Well I'd be dead if I did, even if not surgery would probably eat up a great deal of the costs. Now if it were bungee jumping or some kind of high dive I could safely traverse then sure. Otherwise I'm gonna have to decline. For a million dollars, would you let a king cobra that has had it's venom removed live in your room for a week? It's not in a cage but it never leaves your room. Maybe sometimes it slithers on you in your sleep or you wake up with it just staring at you.

Sure, why not? I'd take good care of it, like I do with all my pets. I guess I wouldn't even want to let it go after a week, lol. Also, I am a trained professional Parselmouth. The cobra and me would become best buddies. For one million dollars, would you kill, cook and eat your own pets? If you don't have pets, don't bother answering :P

(^Vipers can produce venom as early as 4 days from empty) And no.. damnit, the first couple were pieces of cake. Why did I get one that would be conflicting??? For ONE MILLION DOLLARS... would you make a meat dress like Lady GaGa and swim with sharks or piranha?

(not playing this round) One million dollars isn't even a lot of money, this stuff isn't conflicting at all. One doesn't simply get hurt or worse over those peanuts!

I'll play, and I'd say no to the meat dress. Nothing to dismember me. Now then, would you take the million dollars if in exchange for the rest of your life you always feel like something is stuck in the back of your teeth and you can' get it out no matter how much you brush or floss?

Yes, I would. Studies have shown that introducing constant stimuli creates a numbing effect, so in a year or two I would hardly even notice. I can do a lot with a million dollars. Turn it into two million buying real estate.

For a million dollars would you take a gun and kill a random missing child if you were guaranteed that no one would ever know it was you?