Transcript: This is why you should not watch Boku no Pico

Last night myself and another user, Veru, were dared to watch episode one of Boku no Piku. We both thought it was best we get a little bit tipsy before we watched it. The following is a drunken texting transcript between Veru and I as we watched Boku no Piku together. Disclaimer: Contains foul language A: My heart rate is up I'm scared V: Oh we get a sing along A: Oh god I just know that's a guy V: HAAA it is he has a package Confirmed A: Put some pants on damnit Ugh V: Omg a disclaimer A: It already hurts V: I already feel like I shouldn't watch this A: Why is it escalating so fast?? My auditory is telling me a different message because of female voice actress V: Right A: Okay, that wasn't so bad V: Perv(at anime, not A lol) A: My eyes were battling my ears He should know it's a boy, ain't got no ass Lol getting more money V: Ha A: Something bad is about to happen V: This is like pandora a box version of hentai meets mystery science theater 3000 A: I just know it Why is your grandson is a dress good sir?!? V: Lol A: Oh no, not his milk V: And that's how it all started ... Gramps pawned him off on a stranger A: How the hell did they get into this relationship so fast V: Lol Gramps would go to jail for child endangerment A: lol Don't put the coin I his ass please I don't like this V: Here's another quarter son! I didn't quite get my dick in the crack that time! A: lol V: This is why Thiisssss A: Just pretend it's a girl Just pretend it's a girl V: I refuse to state the obvious aside from the fact that it being a boy isn't the worst part A: No Oh no V: That's all you A: Ears, stop playing games on me V: Tis thou not satisfied?! A: Ears telling me be aroused, eyes telling me to cry V: Lol There's not enough Tabasco in my cabinet to burn these images away A: lol Holding that ice cream like a charm though Champ V: Lol You meant charm DONT LIE A: This is it The part I get oh god Igh V: I'm so glad it's blurred A: Holy shit Went off like a Dillon rocket Fuckin That made me have sore joints V: By gramps going to go get my freak on with this stranger Lol A: Man they can't give me one minute before they start fucking again??? V: LOL A: Fuck I wish regular hentai was paced like this This part isn't so bad because it looks and sounds like just regular hentai V: Oh no he ruined his new outfit XD A: Oh no Shits going to get rough V: LOL I wonder what Freud would say about this A: Haha V: Well that was graphic A: Yep V: Oh no The TALK A: Wow Butt Fukkin naked In elevator V: That bastard ever move A: Old man just smokin his crack pipe whole episode while his grandson smokes dick pipe V: That's why he sent him off with a stranger ... To practice the upcoming gargoyle competition A: Grandpa just don't give a fuck V: Lol A: Oh no V: Lol A: This is the worst This is the worst part Noooooo V: LOL A: So many conflicting messages V: TY BLUR A: Wow V: omg it's almost over A: Your hair grew back Fukkin fast The worst is over Veru Please hold me T_T

Lol wtf Damn you and Veru just became best bros for life after this lol

Hey Arc, sup bro? XD

This is a goldmine of hilarity. We should do this again sometime. Other people should do this and post their transcripts. I don't know if I would watch Ep 2 of this though. OMG I still haven't changed my prof pic because I still feel soiled.

I know, right? Yeah, it's definitely better to watch it together with somebody else. Although, I don't know if I can take another boku no piku. I still haven't recovered yet.

So sports radio today was talking about the shower room in the NFL locker rooms and how it's am open area with a bunch of shower heads. They went on to talk about guys checking other guys out. This all stemmed cuz a quaterback was giving a pep talk in the shower room and people wanted to know if they were dressed or not. But the point of the story - all that kept popping into my head was boku no Pico. I seriously wanted to go into a corner and cry. It was aweful....