Corruption

Everyone wants a cute pikachu~ Granted, you're an 8 foot tall statue. I wish I had some oreos right now...

Granted but it's Limeade flavoured. I wish I lived in a big Castle.

Granted but ur the only one living in it I wish I don't have classes today

Granted and your grammar seems to already be suffering without any help... I wish for world peace without consequence.

Granted, you're an arms dealer.... I wish I never had to work out but was still in good shape!

Granted but you suffer from the inability to talk to a member of the opposite sex. I wish I wasn't alone in that castle.

Granted now u live with everyone but ur true love in the castle I wish the teacher did not cancel class ten mins before

Granted, but the class is 4 hours long with no bathroom breaks. I wish I was alone again.

Granted but now the castle is in ruins from the attack of the demon lord I wish that 4 hour long class was free study

Granted, but it's filled with total jerks that would drive you insane. I wish I had more coffee -_-