Corruption

Granted except it's overpriced starbucks coffee. I wish the demon lord would say sorry and then leave in a polite civilised manner and never come back.

Granted, now you're the demon lord. I wish I had a freezer of ice cream. No body else touch it. Especially you Lux!

Why me! Granted, I buy my own freezer bigger than yours! I wish I had a huge never ending cup of coffee!

Because you'd steal my ice cream. Granted, but I need it more so I'd steal it from you. I wish people were more understanding of others.

Granted, now everyone's a clone of you! :) I wish I had a sword!

Wouldn't you like that~ Granted, it's a toothpick sword. I wish it kept summer until April.

Granted, now there is no snow! I wish it was April already!

Granted, but you missed my birthday. I wish I had a giant stuffed animal polar bear.

I thought your birthday was in April? Granted, it was real until I killed it with my sword. I wish I had a enough hair so that I could actually head bang!

Nope~ It's March. Granted.......in your dreams. I wish I owned a pet shop.