Corruption

Damn it! No aliens! Granted, because I'd eat them all. I wish I owned Godzilla and doesn't eat or squash me.

Hahaha, my b! Granted, then Japanese people kill him. I wish I was fluent in Spanish and English!

Noooo! Meanie! Granted, but you'd lose your voice! I wish I had a Mi-24P Hind-F. Not a model either!

Granted but idk what that is so i bought you candy instead I wish for the zombie apocalypse

Granted, but they would try stabbing you. I wish I had a pool filled with lollipops.

Granted, but you'd get cavities after the first one and get really sick... I wish I was as awesome as Tony Jaa!!!

Not cool man! Granted, but I'd be more awesome. I wish I had a CH-21C. Bet you have to look that one up~

Granted, a bird flies into the blades and it gets jammed and the transport plane plummets to earth... I wish I could remove your electricity pouches!!

Ouch~ Granted, but now I would just bite you. I wish I owned a yacht that's unsinkable.

Granted, it is home to thousands of turantulas! I wish I had a Harley Davidson!