Corruption

No! I hate spiders! Granted, but I would hijack it from you. I wish I had a flamethrower.

Granted, but it backfires and burns you to a crisp. I wish I could sing like Josh Groban!

Toasty~ Granted, but you'd lose your voice after one day. I wish I had a inflatable dinosaur.

Granted, I would definitely pop it as soon as you inflated it.... I wish I was a better martial artist then Bruce Lee and that it would last!

Ha. Ha. Ha ^.^ Granted, but I would still be better. I wish I had an infinite amount of duct tape.

Granted, but I'd duct tape you to the floor with your own duct tape. I wish I had an X-Wing with an engine, that would never crash and never be destroyed!

-.- mean...Granted, but I'd steal it from you~ I wish I had a pinball machine.

Dang it, I knew you'd do something like that! Granted, but it costs 300 dollars to play every time. I wish I had more awesome soundtrack music to listen to as I write.

Star Wars fan here~ Granted, but I'd take that from you too and use it for myself. I wish I could have met Tolkien.

Hahaha, high five! Granted, he was not what you expected and told you to go f off... I wish I could have been a part of the Inklings!!! (I know you will have to look that one up...)