Corruption

I'm not making fun of you. Granted, but I would be better. I wish I owned a Model-T that worked and wasn't a model.

Granted, you get a scruffy construction worker nicknamed "T" I'm sure he is someones role model .....hooray. I wish Kentaro Miura would write an epic ending to Berserk before he retires.

Granted, but you hate the ending. I wish I knew the response to this post.

Granted, ........ I wish I was done work right now

Granted, but you'd never work again. I wish I had a Lamborghini.

Haha! You're awake! Granted, you get arrested for stealing Pikachu and the Lamborghini is confiscated. I wish I had a Pikachu of my own.

Hey not cool~ Granted, but it'd be me and I'd electrocute you 24/7 I wish I had a Boeing AH-64 Apache! Not a model either! With an engine!

Hahaha! Super mean!! Granted, it's infested by poisonous snakes. I wish I never had to do leg day at the gym!

Snakes? Oh did you have to look that one up too? :3 Granted, because you don't have legs. I wish I owned a Ferrari that won't be taken by the police.

Hahaha, jerk... Granted, aliens come and abduct you and you never get to drive it. :) I wish I wasn't addicted to Oreos...