Corruption

Granted, the witch makes you her slave... I wish a cute girl would come over and fold my laundry for me...

Granted, here: http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6275/masamoeej3.jpg I wish to know who I was in a past life.

Granted, but he or she would be a total jerk. I wish I had full sized amusement park.

Granted, but everything would always be breaking down and not working properly. I wish I didn't have to sleep so I could stay up all night finishing One Piece!

Meanie. Granted, but you'd end up going blind the next day. I wish I owned a Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit.

Lol, why do you know so much about jets. (And that is one kick ass stealth bomber, and yes, i looked that up too) Granted, But the German's confiscate that one again too. I wish I was all caught up in One Piece and Fairy Tail.

Because I love jets and it is kick ass. And you had to look it up? Granted, but that would be the end of One Piece and Fairy Tail. I wish I had a 1976 Corvette that's not a model.

Stop making fun of me... Lol, and we have probably the biggest corvette show every year in my State. :P Granted, someone rear ends it when you're driving it home for the first time. I wish I had a quiet little house in the middle of no where with a good looking girl!

granted but the girl was a serial killer and your in the middle of no where i wish i had a stalker-chan

Granted, except she takes it to far and kills you. I wish I was as good as Rory McIlroy in golf!