Please stop yelling at me

So I like to make a lot of friends on here the general population is really fun and good people ! How ever i'm only one person and it seems people don't get that ? I've been cussed at and yelled at more than once because I didn't reply to their message. one person didn't even wait an hour before flying off the handle. Some people just out right send me dirty messages. So i guess I have to explain myself ? I work, i have pets, other friends and a husband. I'm not glued to this site 24/7 and sometimes I just want to check out the forums when I log on. Also I don't want to hear how aroused I make you,no beuno. Don't get me wrong I'm always glad to get a message to chat or make a new friend I welcome it in fact ! Just please give me a break, i'm not here to serve or please you. So please stop thrusting violently into my inbox both male and female. c:

"Please stop thrusting violently into my inbox both male and female" ... ... ... *nosebleed*

I never get that like people have a life too, they can just sit around and message you back literally a second after you messaged. Attacking someone cause they didnt message is even dumber

Haha, don't give away my secrets!! I'm a total inbox thruster. Just kidding, if this was real life and I knew who it was, I'd totally wreck their faces. I'm a naturally super chill guy, but I can't stand douchebag guys. Lol, okay - rant over!

*points* That-a way