(Verse 1) Pepperoni. Cheese. Jalapeno peppers. Stuffed crust. Cheese pull. Delicious, no stress, bruh. Slice it, dice it, kickin' it like a thug, Pizza so hot, it’s a motherfuckin' drug.
(Chorus) Get a pizza this, yeah, we ballin’ hard, Toppings so loud, man, they flexin’ like a god. Sauce drippin’, crust hittin’, flavors on blast,Step to my pies, you 'bout to get smashed.(Verse 2)Dough so fresh, like a bank roll, it’s stacked,Baked in the oven, ain’t no chance we lack.Supreme that shit, we ain’t playin’ no games,Bitches in the kitchen, they know my name.(Chorus)Get a pizza this, yeah, we ballin’ hard,Toppings so loud, man, they flexin’ like a god.Sauce drippin’, crust hittin’, flavors on blast,Step to my pies, you 'bout to get smashed.(Bridge)Slice wars, pizza wars, makin’ my stand,Thick or thin, we flippin’ dough with a hand.Cheesy dreams, topping schemes, we goin’ wild,In the pizza game, yeah, I’m the real child.(Verse 3)Hot like fire, these flavors never quit,Got that garlic dip, you know we never split.Order up a feast, yeah, bring out the crew,When it’s pizza time, we comin’ for you!(Chorus)Get a pizza this, yeah, we ballin’ hard,Toppings so loud, man, they flexin’ like a god.Sauce drippin’, crust hittin’, flavors on blast,Step to my pies, you 'bout to get smashed.(Outro)So grab a slice, let’s toast to the feast,Pizza party vibes, we the motherfuckin’ beast.Get a pizza this, that’s the motto we claim,In the world of dough, I’m changin’ the game!------------------------------------------I didn't know where to post this. Decided to do an A.I. generated rap lyrics thing and...I honestly would love to try rapping to this so badly (even though I can't really rap too well) XD . I hear the lyrics in a more 80/90 style beat for some reason lol, but I don't have the place to set up a rap station.
[Verse 1] Fresh out the oven, that crust lookin' right Melted cheese gleaming in the kitchen light Pepperoni, mushrooms, doing their dance One bite of heaven, put you in a trance Hand-tossed dough, that's my signature flow From Chicago deep dish to New York's perfect fold
[Chorus] P-I-Z-Z-A, that's my daily meditation Slice of life, pure satisfaction From the first bite to the lastThis love affair's built to last(Yeah, yeah, pizza all day!)[Verse 2]Margherita keep it simple, that's the classic wayBuffalo mozzarella, basil on displayBut I'm not judging if you like pineapple tooIn this pizza game, you do what you doFrom wood-fired brick ovens to deliveryEvery style of pizza sets my taste buds free[Bridge]Some like it thin, some like it thickRed sauce, white sauce, take your pickFrom Naples to Brooklyn, coast to coastPizza love is what I boast[Chorus]P-I-Z-Z-A, that's my daily meditationSlice of life, pure satisfactionFrom the first bite to the lastThis love affair's built to last(Pizza rules, that's facts!)[Outro]So pass the parmesan, let the good times rollPizza's got that power to feed your soulWhether late night craving or lunch with friendsThis pizza story never ends(Peace out, pizza lovers!)I take your AI challenge and raise you mine!!!
I've never given you a hug before, so you can't judge them U-U XD. And your hug was...meh *bangs gavel* that's your verdict sksksk. You could make it better by offering some warm soup.
(Verse 1)
Pepperoni. Cheese. Jalapeno peppers.
Stuffed crust. Cheese pull. Delicious, no stress, bruh.
Slice it, dice it, kickin' it like a thug,
Pizza so hot, it’s a motherfuckin' drug.
(Chorus)
Get a pizza this, yeah, we ballin’ hard,
Toppings so loud, man, they flexin’ like a god.
Sauce drippin’, crust hittin’, flavors on blast,Step to my pies, you 'bout to get smashed.(Verse 2)Dough so fresh, like a bank roll, it’s stacked,Baked in the oven, ain’t no chance we lack.Supreme that shit, we ain’t playin’ no games,Bitches in the kitchen, they know my name.(Chorus)Get a pizza this, yeah, we ballin’ hard,Toppings so loud, man, they flexin’ like a god.Sauce drippin’, crust hittin’, flavors on blast,Step to my pies, you 'bout to get smashed.(Bridge)Slice wars, pizza wars, makin’ my stand,Thick or thin, we flippin’ dough with a hand.Cheesy dreams, topping schemes, we goin’ wild,In the pizza game, yeah, I’m the real child.(Verse 3)Hot like fire, these flavors never quit,Got that garlic dip, you know we never split.Order up a feast, yeah, bring out the crew,When it’s pizza time, we comin’ for you!(Chorus)Get a pizza this, yeah, we ballin’ hard,Toppings so loud, man, they flexin’ like a god.Sauce drippin’, crust hittin’, flavors on blast,Step to my pies, you 'bout to get smashed.(Outro)So grab a slice, let’s toast to the feast,Pizza party vibes, we the motherfuckin’ beast.Get a pizza this, that’s the motto we claim,In the world of dough, I’m changin’ the game!------------------------------------------I didn't know where to post this. Decided to do an A.I. generated rap lyrics thing and...I honestly would love to try rapping to this so badly (even though I can't really rap too well) XD . I hear the lyrics in a more 80/90 style beat for some reason lol, but I don't have the place to set up a rap station.
Fresh out the oven, that crust lookin' right
Melted cheese gleaming in the kitchen light
Pepperoni, mushrooms, doing their dance
One bite of heaven, put you in a trance
Hand-tossed dough, that's my signature flow
From Chicago deep dish to New York's perfect fold
[Chorus]
P-I-Z-Z-A, that's my daily meditation
Slice of life, pure satisfaction
From the first bite to the lastThis love affair's built to last(Yeah, yeah, pizza all day!)[Verse 2]Margherita keep it simple, that's the classic wayBuffalo mozzarella, basil on displayBut I'm not judging if you like pineapple tooIn this pizza game, you do what you doFrom wood-fired brick ovens to deliveryEvery style of pizza sets my taste buds free[Bridge]Some like it thin, some like it thickRed sauce, white sauce, take your pickFrom Naples to Brooklyn, coast to coastPizza love is what I boast[Chorus]P-I-Z-Z-A, that's my daily meditationSlice of life, pure satisfactionFrom the first bite to the lastThis love affair's built to last(Pizza rules, that's facts!)[Outro]So pass the parmesan, let the good times rollPizza's got that power to feed your soulWhether late night craving or lunch with friendsThis pizza story never ends(Peace out, pizza lovers!)I take your AI challenge and raise you mine!!!
Proceeds to excel all expectations!
Your hugs are terrible and you ma'am are overselling how "warm" they are.
In fact they're more lukewarm than anything! I want to speak to your manager and ask to return this hug!
*Gives back higher quality hug than you*
Saying I never wash?
I'll have you know I bathe in Old Spice, thank you very much!