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So, I turned 21. What now world? ;:3

fancycosplayer6
Well, you already get it by the topic. What do I do, now that I'm 21? What are the new challenges for me to discover? Also, what are the benefits of becoming 21? :3 Please, world! Tell me your secrets. OwO
verucassault
The struggles you can now endure are simple yet challenging should you choose to accept them. 1. The first few times you purchase alcohol you may be prepared to whip out your ID, so you can seductively rub it in the face of various service people... Bouncers, bartenders, waiters/waitresses, and the occasional store clerk. Oh but that changes. Once you get used to it and the thrill fades you now must reach to the depths of the underworld and scratch the underbelly of the beast just to find your wallet... This bottomless pit of course being your purse- all the while the person who asked for it stands there restlessly, shifting their weight on their feet for you to find it. 2. You can now purchase alcohol freely and legally (in the U.S.) so now you do the matador's dance and that bull you face is your alcohol tolerance level and your ability to hold your buzz. Can you waltz gracefully between being happy and the world spinning? Do you drink beer or wine or are you slamming back cocktails and shots? AHHHHGGGNNNN!!! Wrong answer, no matter what, which brings me to #3. 3. You have now consumed your fill, you don't know this, your friends don't know this. All you know is your next mission is to make it to the bathroom as composed as possible be it peeing a gallon or painting the world with your bile. Are you at someone's house or out at a bar? Is there a line or can you make it in time while you either modestly and to the best of your ability waiver, knees bent, fighting gravity and your ability to balance in this world? Don't forget, those assholes of the past were WRONG, the world isn't flat and you are just an ant climbing a mountain... A mountain in a sea of people and obstacles you either have to push past or climb over so you can pray to the porcelain God begging forgiveness for consuming too fast the cosmos and zombies of the world. That's all I could think of. I hope it was at least entertaining.
onlycrit1995
I think once you're past 18 all the benefits are set. Alcohol is extremely easy to get your hands on once you're 18 so it's really not much of a benefit being able to buy it yourself. I think the only new challenges to discover are the ones you set for yourself, i.e. get a house, new car, children, anything under the sun lol. Happy birthday!
sadjester
Happy Birthday Fancy! Congratulations on reaching the milestone. Most of the challenges are the same as when one becomes 18. Just more varied.
arc
Sep 09, 15 at 9:15am
Happy birthday! One benefit to turning 21 is that you can go to the really good haunted houses on Halloween that are 21 and over. You can also experiment with alcohol and see which one you like best.
fancycosplayer6
@verucassault: Well, I not planning on getting drunk off my ass. Lol! XD I will try sipping some, but it would have to be something light and sweet. ^u^ Not planning on being an alcoholic. Plus, I can't drink to much. I have weak (but not too weak) liver. :3
fancycosplayer6
@ Arc: You are bloody BRILLIANT! OwO I like the way you think. ;D
fancycosplayer6
@Sadjester: Awe, thanks~! (=^w^=)
verflucht
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