`California Drought

I want to take more than 5 minutes to shower! I want to flush my feces down the toilet until there's no evidence left! Yes, the drought here is already 4 years & the government enforces water use to minimal. It's causing clean freaks, gardeners & vegetarians so much despair. *Does a native rain dance wearing a koteka. http://cdn.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/140226-folsom-lake-drought-january-720a_de41fd3a95ca62916f185ca9f8831f93.jpg

I used to really keep my front and back lawns well maintained but now a lot of the grass is dead since I can't water it for more than 5 minutes and only 3 days a week.

Brown is the new green they said... Brown is the last name of our governor & it's also the color of feces which blemishes the white porcelain throne we take refuge on after a long hard day of work (eating In & Out burgers)!

maybe you guys can just pull up your lawns and plant gravel and cacti. This may sound ridiculous but I think you can get some tax breaks if you do it. When I was living in Cali I read all about the proposed solutions to the problem and they really don't know what the hell to do. Buckle up boys, it's going to be a long ride.