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how to have sex with your girlfriend

kakashe
so i am visiting my girlfriend in a couple of months she lives in a different state and i want to have sex and all that good stuff but her parents will be all over us and stuff so what are some ways that i can get away with it.
jojoni
Step one, take you magic wand out... Step two, point your magic wand towards the flower...
yaasshat
Sex can be had ANYWHERE.Also, first and foremost, be safe. Ya don't want any mini yous or something worse, do ya? Also, be sure that she has the same mind set and don't just assume. I'm sure she'd appreciate being wanted for more than just "sex and all that good stuff".Of course, the above magic wand illustration works fine too.;)
verucassault
When I read "sex can be had anywhere" I immediately thought, "like the BUTT."
robscene
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll287/21wq/web/94e548e3b94f15a50c6be725f0e90201_zpswxhm4ssk.gif
jikokun
...seriously? Is this a serious question? You're 17 and you can't find a way to fuck your gf? I'm quite sure her parents won't be super glued to her the entire trip, so just chill the hell out and wait for the chance.
__removed_uguubox
mostly by her consenting
tachiaoi
This thread is kinda weird ... haha, good luck to your plan...
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