Random act of kindness you did today?

Are there exceptions if it promotes more kindness? In any event, I've never done any random act of kindness... Only standard ones.

I gave my dancer a massage when she was supposed to be giving me a lap dance tonight. Her poor back muscles were beyond knots, more like solid walls of rock, and it was 100F out today so I spoiled her a little. She was grateful does that count?

offered people cheeseburgers, watermelon and such

Yep @Darkhorse still does nothing, but keep up what ever work of kindness you did. @Jinsei, you got to just do it out of selflessness. Keep up the good job on being a old pervert, @DarkuSchneider Great job @trahecreations, Thanks for helping those people.

Yummy, I bet he was so happy his sister share with him. Nice job @catsandanime11

I gave this complete stranger a digital camera. I found it outside in the apartment parking lot. I asked the only other people around if they'd lost it. The one guy said yes. I have no clue if it actually was his or not, but the camera isn't homeless anymore.

I looked more into my girlfriends life by asking questions about certain things (don't feel like giving all the info since it's some what personal) about her while removing her nail polish for her on her toe nails and finger nails. Was it random? I suppose you could say it was, I wasn't planning on the questions, responses or removal of nail polish. Otherwise, all I did today was make another's day by just being kind, listening and replying in a friendly manner while at work. Despite my sometimes assanine behavior here, I'm a genuinely friendly guy if you talk one on one with me. @Verucassault, I do that on a normal basis whether or not a female is around. It's like putting on a seat belt while driving, I just feel weird if I don't do it.