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sex is alot of work imho

invisibal
I know right 8h a day and you barely get any breaks. The lunch break is shit as well. But at least after the work you can relax.
yaasshat
Hmmmm.... Sounds like someone's sex life ain't very good. Sure, there's physical work....it's sex....it takes physical effort...duh. Sex as I had it in the past, was great. Sweaty? You're either doing it wrong or doing it right. Sex should not be about just an end goal. As for mutual pleasure, you're just a selfish lover if you don't get your partner off too. Sex is great, but I just see a very unhappy and unfulfilled person here. Thanks for alerting us to your epiphany, bruh.
verucassault
You keep doing it to get better at it. Those achy muscles get flexible and build endurance. Get sweaty? Take a shower and hydrate. There's nothing worse or frustrating than a lazy lover. And I agree, ^the end of sex is wrongfully considered to be when the man reaches climax. If you leave your partner hanging, why would they want to do it again in the future?
kichigai913
You just lost the game. Every time I have sex it's damn near a marathon. You Damn right we gonna get sweaty, exhausted and she better get loud. Fuck I look like busting a nut before my woman? If you bust before you keep going and going until everyone bust. Hell, learn to eat pussy, let her suck the dick, try different positions. If hitting it from the back makes you nut quick, go missionary. Talk nasty, foreplay. Tease the FUCK outta her. Pin her to the wall. Lemme stop... You're right, maverick. Sex is work. If you didn't have a good time with her maybe you're batting for the wrong team. Not trying to make fun of you, but maybe you should explore your options. #jussayin
sneaky_rai
Jun 04, 15 at 11:04am
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vampire_neko
Well, I don't have sex just to have sex. But I can't think of anything else I'd rather be doing. Way better than masturbation. Best workout ever. I don't mind twice a day, sometimes 3. But ultimately depends on the girl (or whatever sexual preference), some don't like it that often so I masturbate instead. Sex feels better than anything else I can think of.
toya
Jun 04, 15 at 1:05pm
But getting laid IS one of my life goals. Hate to break it to ya
oreo717
lol well ofcourse its nothing like hentai or those pornstars
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