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vesha
May 17, 15 at 10:20pm
Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
yunoxyukki
What do your pants and a cookie jar have in common? They both have something sweet inside
vesha
May 17, 15 at 10:29pm
I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
yunoxyukki
If santa got me you for Christmas i might have to unwrap you early
vesha
May 17, 15 at 10:39pm
Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!
soraphantomhive
Guuuurl, you shit wit dat ass? Always will be my favorite
yunoxyukki
@Sora Idek man i didnt get it but it was funny
soraphantomhive
No pun or anything, just a nasty question
robscene
May 17, 15 at 10:47pm
Nice legs. What time do they open? ;3
yunoxyukki
Oh lmao i still think its funny
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