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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Those pants look good around your waist i think they would look even better around your ankles
Kaede @kaederukawa
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Kaede @kaederukawa
Ayo girl you like dragons? Cuz I do and that would be a good shared topic of interest to talk about.
Kaede @kaederukawa
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Kaede @kaederukawa
AY GURL? ARE YOU SITTING ON THE F5 KEY? CUZ DAT ASS IS REFRESHING
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
What does your body and a new Ferrari have in common? Id like to take both on a test drive
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Wanna know what my junk and you facing your fears have in common? They are both hard for you
Kaede @kaederukawa
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Kaede @kaederukawa
Copied from another time this question was asked:
Acquire several dozen limes.
Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Oh gosh that was so lame XD lmao
Kaede @kaederukawa
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Feel my sweater..... you know what it is?
Boyfriend Material.
And that's how she started dating my sweater.
blank @vesha
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Lol worse one!
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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What do you and my mail box have in common? I stick my hand in both
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