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basedsempai
BasedSempai @basedsempai commented on pick up lines
BasedSempai @basedsempai
May 17, 15 at 10:52pm
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first 10/10
jetzain
Jet @jetzain commented on pick up lines
Jet @jetzain
May 17, 15 at 11:01pm
I dont know if someone has post this pick up line bar scene Boy- its anyone on that sit Girl- who knows big boy? Boy-Oh ok! Boy take sit Girl- so are you buying me a drink Boy- I was about to ask you that I Hope you get it guys
yunoxyukki
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki commented on pick up lines
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
May 17, 15 at 11:05pm
I get it XD i think .-. Lol
lunarsky
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lunarsky @lunarsky
May 17, 15 at 11:10pm
Worst I've ever heard- mmmm, guurl I deserve you ;) I couldn't believe it when the dude said it I cracked up lol
yunoxyukki
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki commented on pick up lines
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
May 17, 15 at 11:21pm
Haha what does that even mean XD i would've died laughing like mmm guurrl i deserve you lmfao
robscene
r0BSCEÑ0 @robscene commented on pick up lines
r0BSCEÑ0 @robscene
May 18, 15 at 12:09am
Boy: Excuse me but are you free tonight? Girl: Maybe - why? Boy: Oh Good! So I don't need to pay?
laughingman_dd
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LaughingBATMAN_dD @laughingman_dd
May 18, 15 at 3:24am
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darkschneider
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DarkuSchneider @darkschneider
May 18, 15 at 5:58am
I do not use them myself but I have heard some ridiculous ones: "Would you happen to have a little Irish in you? no?? Want some?", "Come sit on my lap baby, we can talk about the first thing that pops up.", "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?". Heard a girl tell a guy his voice made her dry as the sahara desert. I saw a movie(cant remember which) that had a good counter pickup, think it was Tom Cruise with a girl trying to pick him up at a truck stop bar. Girl: How about you and me? I want to come with you. Boy: I can't afford you. Girl: I am not a prostitute! Boy: Then I definitely can't afford you.
jetzain
Jet @jetzain commented on pick up lines
Jet @jetzain
May 18, 15 at 8:17am
I heard that one just in the Mexican version. Some of my friends told me to say that to a girl I didn't know what I means before
robscene
r0BSCEÑ0 @robscene commented on pick up lines
r0BSCEÑ0 @robscene
May 18, 15 at 9:02am
Girl: Do you have the time? Boy: I dunno. Do you have the energy?
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