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yunoxyukki
What? Lol
trahecreations
Um one I got was. "Let's play a Shadow Duel!" My response was. "Oh no, I know you! You want to try to beat me to win something from me, what is?" He said "If I win the shadow duel, you will be my girlfriend." My response. "No, No, NO, You can not trick someone into dating you or even into liking you! I don't like you that way! I have no attraction to you whatsoever! So No, I won't date you, duel you, or hang out with you. Bye! You really crossed the line." and I stormed off. Seriously though wanting to get me to agree to date him without telling me. low. lower is that he wanted to win me like some 1900s Damsel.
stellalina
Here is a good pick up line! " Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nadayo! "
oreo717
baby did u just fart? cuss u just blew me away...
panzerkampfwagen
Aye, bby. Are you a Sherman Tank? Cause you light my life up like a Candle! ;)
lovely_complexities
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
yunoxyukki
Omg lol lovely thats funny and messed up XD
lovely_complexities
lol thanks xD Did it hurt? When you broke the earth's crust ascending from hell?
verucassault
May 31, 15 at 1:59pm
If stink was good, you'd be a big pile of shit. If they laugh, WIN. If they don't, meh.
yunoxyukki
Haha what in the world XD @veruca
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