Help! dunno what to do with this

Okay so the weirdest thing happened to me. Alrighty so I'm just chillin watching my animus and getting stone cold steve austin'd by my pet rock when all of a sudden I look across my room and I see some light reflecting off against the wings some kind of insect I have never seen before. The first thing that came to mind was to nuke my room and call it a day but I left my photon charge in my bikini when i got kidnapped and tortured by three geese who decided it would be cool to tattoo Egyptian hieroglyphics to my back. But thats a story for another day. Once I realized I was out of options I decided to call upon the powers of the moon to grant me the strength i needed to vanquish this new enemy. But the moon didn't reply, she left me on seen.. again. at this point I was getting desperate as my options began to run low. I googled how to slay a dragon but it only took me to forums where people's only reply were "Google it" Instead of raging to the point where my nipples would evolve into volcanoes and shoot molten hot soy sauce I decided I should go here and seek help from my fellow otakus. Update: As i was in the middle of typing this it seems that this insect has telepathy and has read my thoughts before I even typed them. It is now calling for help and at least 3 others have shown up. they are now circling me high above and I believe they will commence their attack soon. pls halp