30-year old virgins turn into wizards

I'm sitting here at 26 years old and my romantic life looks bleak at best. I read somewhere that if you are 30 years old and still a virgin you gain wizard powers. For all you other guys that are losing hope, at least we can be wizards~

It's actually @ 30 you begin the Wizard Apprenticeship, you can't just turn into a Wizard lol @ 50 you turn into a grand wizard.

You mean if I don't have sex for 4ish years I can start becoming a wizard!? *puts on chastity belt, locks with key and throws key away* WIZARD POWERS HERE I COME!!!

Unfortunately most likely this is the type of wizard you'll turn into..... (if Haganai is correct on that kind of rumor.)https://omoshirosou.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-06-at-12-13-32-am.png :P http://funnymama.com/store/120815/98972_v0_600x.png

@kingjay78 *places hand on shoulder and says gravely* I'm so sorry for your loss. lol

What kind of fell sorcery is this? There's powerful niggadry at work. I can feel it. You must unleash the power of your penis upon all those who shall see you in your full regalia!