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What are the perks of dating you?

oniiai
idk why im single
wallace614
Jailbait
xueli
Apr 04, 15 at 6:55pm
Errr, I dunno. Free otc drug samples?
jinsei
<_< >_> Psstt... Xueli... You got that stuff we talked about? Perk of dating me? My zanpakuto makes it so no one will ever be wearing the same dress as you.
six
Apr 04, 15 at 10:52pm
Jinsei bro.... if i was a female i would pick you for that alone. LOL PERK OF DATING ME!? WELL I MEAN THERE ARE SO MANY PERKS I THAT I CANT LIST JUST ONE! AND I MEAN NOT ONE.....not...one....not a single......one....cause... ya know, sooooo many....p-perks man...just cant....*crys in dark corner of room* T__T yep man. T-too many perks. Cant even name one.
boundbyluck
You got the perk that never ends
jinsei
Perk of dating Six-kun? Six isn't just a name... It's a promise... Minimum number of orgasms per session.
six
Apr 04, 15 at 11:12pm
@Jinsei LMAO!
boundbyluck
He's packing a 6 pack Makes 6 digits And got six fingers on each hand He's a triple 6
six
Apr 04, 15 at 11:24pm
Only 3/0 of that is true. Besides you gonna get me kill by religon dude D= I would be a BEAST and not the good/cool kind.
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