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What are the perks of dating you?

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cowboy @grossperson commented on What are the perks of dating you?

cowboy @grossperson

Apr 04, 15 at 1:41pm

all the money I will throw at you

toribot @toribot commented on What are the perks of dating you?

toribot @toribot

Apr 04, 15 at 3:21pm

Well I have a car and I also have money. Besides that I guess it would have to be my personality, although an answer like that is always too generic.

r0BSCEÑ0 @robscene commented on What are the perks of dating you?

r0BSCEÑ0 @robscene

Apr 04, 15 at 3:29pm

I can promise that I'll never murder you with a broken bottle and leave your bloody remains in the desert for the coyotes.

ロイ @wallace614 commented on What are the perks of dating you?

ロイ @wallace614

Apr 04, 15 at 3:57pm

Lol I also have candy in my van

Ichirai_Shonin @ichirai_shonin commented on What are the perks of dating you?

Ichirai_Shonin @ichirai_shonin

Apr 04, 15 at 4:03pm

I can vibrate my hand at 10,000 RPM. Just hearing my voice will leave you panting hot steam. Seeing me will make you as wet as an ocean. And I can beat the crap out of anyone you don't like(Without breaking a sweat). Although... I already got 3 waifus so I guess I'm already taken? XD