Japanese Penis Festival

Has anyone heard of the Japanese Penis Festival that occurs every Spring in Kawasaki? Picture a huge parade, but everything is replaced by giant penises. You can even get popsicles that are shaped like penises. I don't know about you guys, but I think I would like to go to a festival full of women sucking on penis-sicles. Ugh, why can't we have fun festivals like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaXt-ApjOg

I only found out about it's existence a couple months ago, surprisingly. I'm personally not interested. Oo

This clearly needs. All Of The Homo!

They got some strange festivals. There is a baby crying festival too. I might just stay home on festival days. =w=

It's not as popular as it sounds. My Japanese friend and I took a trip to Spencers where they have all kinds of penis and vagina shaped novelties. I mentioned this festival, and she knew nothing of it. I honestly wouldn't mind a nice penis-shaped pink-dipped banana with colorful sprinkles in it though... <3 Sounds like a good time. :P

Well they do parade a sacred vagina at the festival, but the penis seems like much more of a big deal. If your not into dicksickles, you can always get a cherry-flavored vagina lollypop. Tacos would be great, though~