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1. I'll show up on the podcast and try to show them how wrong they are. It'll be hard cuz usually there are like 3 guys there sharing one brain cell. The main guy will say the absolute worst take on for example women and the other two will keep repeating FACTS DUDE FACTS. But I'll try my best 2. My first would be "how the fuck did I come across a liquor store in a Islamic country? Where am I?" Then I'll shrug it off and keep minding my business 3. I'll pet the dog. It'll probably follow me so I'll buy a chicken leg and give it to it 4. I'll shoo it off but it attacks then we'll I guess I'll have goose for dinner 5. Bee calm (hehe) cuz it'll sting if I show hostility. Find a place to park and let the bee out

1. You've been invited onto an 'alpha male podcast', what do you? Laugh at them and hang up. 2. You're waiting in a line somewhere and hear some lady start screaming like someone is murdering her. As you listen, she's screaming at the cashier that she doesn't need to show her ID to buy a bottle of Pinot Noir. What do you do? Assume she's one of them Karen's you see in the city and call her scam since our local liquor store doesn't have that high society stuff. 3. You're walking down a street and a big floofy dog approaches you, tail wagging. What do you do? Kidnapp it, name it turtle, and raise it as my own. 4. You're trying to enter your house, but there's an angry goose standing guard, ready to attack! What do you do? I punt that fucker, wouldn't be the first time he and I clash. 5. A bee gets into your car as you're driving out of a busy parking lot. What do you do? Drive into on coming traffic. He is going down with me.

I'll do one of these why not. 1. You have received a letter that you're being drafted into some sort of military experimentation. What do you plan to do about this? Tell them I am their pawn no more then proceed to fall onto my knees and cry as rain magically appears over me. I'll then proceed to be knocked unconscious and dragged away as they already own my soul. 2. You've had a long day at work in some sort of office. What sort of work could you see yourself doing here? Demolition under the guise of renovations. 3. You're walking along in a crowded city intersection, some person with a clipboard approaches you and wants to ask you some questions, what do you do about this? Kick their shin push them to the ground and shout, I may be new to the city, but you're not robbing me, you mugger. 4. You see some small kids(4-7 year olds) riding scooters on your street. It doesn't look like anyone is watching them. What would you do? Send them into the woods so that they may disappear and please the forest spirits. 5. You find a kitten crying for its mother on a rainy day near a park, what would you do? Add it to the collection of strays people have abandoned so it may live as a rat catcher/goose chaser.

1. You have received a letter that you're being drafted into some sort of military experimentation. What do you plan to do about this? Write them back explaining that my vigorous penis, while having the ability to be weaponized, is an anomaly that the military can't wield or truly understand. I've told them no before and I will tell them again! 2. You've had a long day at work in some sort of office. What sort of work could you see yourself doing here? If it were my dream job it would be making 6 figures working on an ai girlfriend for the masses that would end world blue ball syndrome. 3. You're walking along in a crowded city intersection, some person with a clipboard approaches you and wants to ask you some questions, what do you do about this? Knock the clipboard out of the person's hands and keep walking. 4. You see some small kids(4-7 year olds) riding scooters on your street. It doesn't look like anyone is watching them, what would you do? Think to myself. Wow, kids still ride scooters these days. 5. You find a kitten crying for its mother on a rainy day near a park, what would you do? Devote my life to the safety of the kitten.

1. Question them 2. I don't know? Bringing everyone donuts and coffee XD 3. Ask them why they want to ask me questions and what is it about 4. Keep an eye on them until I know their parents are around 5. Feel bad I'm sure. But there's not much I can do

I occasionally have dreams where I am back in high skool. Yet I am at the age I am now. I keep thinking I need to graduate but remember I graduated when I was seventeen. The dream last night had me lamenting how hard it was to make friends cause I was trying to hide my age and I was embarrassed. I don't want to go back to skool! https://media.tenor.com/sUr8IroSJeUAAAAC/chuunibyou-anime.gif