Neko-chi™

then why were you scared? https://31.media.tumblr.com/8d2deadb4562284d20b3a04562eb5e73/tumblr_mn12luPDly1qixfalo1_500.gif

Yeesss, my name is impossible to make a pun out of XD Rofl it was the best mustard joke I could find so I was like well I gotta go with it XP Mustard isn't one of my fav toppings but it can add a nice little zing to things sometimes. Omg mustard-san making a joke? You gotta do it, just do it!

oh you dont like fireworks senpai? 0-o http://k45.kn3.net/taringa/1/8/7/6/0/8/77/namida_no_ao/6ED.gif?8715

Lmao yeah that's gotta be it, he was just trying to get in on some of that discount double check XD or idk, I guess sometimes you just get the urge to sit in your closet at 2am lol nuuuuu not my handmade human skinned shoes! They're me favorites! Lol speaking of mustard jokes I took the liberty of finding another one! What's the feeling you get when you've had this mustard before?.....dijon vu! *badum read* Alright alright, that was totally my last mustard joke XD

Who knows, maybe the closet is actually his secret lair lol https://runningthriver.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/closet-487x325.jpg?w=300&h=200 *sniffles* Yeah that's my real name, people always ask me that and I'm like yeah is it that weird? XD Exactly like I thought about investigating the noise but I was like nah, I don't even have a weapon unless I used like my shoe or maybe a pair of scissors, those can be pretty intimidating rofl now I'd have to fight if they tried to steal something really big like my computer or tv lol, they can have.....a bottle of perfume XD Lmao yeah I do the same thing all the time I'm just like what were we talking about? Yeah it was all in the psychic powers, there's nothing I do not know! >:3

Lol my fav spongebob episode ever XD Rofl yeah when I said it I was like crap, he'll probably think I stalked through all those pages XD Should've just said that I was psychic, everyone believes that one! http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3396000/3396255_1382819944442.54res_470_313.jpg And since it's fair, my name is honey hehehe get it, like 'honey' mustard? *crickets* XD But my name is actually tumiracle, pretty fancy I know lol mom really outdid herself with that one. I probably would've just gone burrito mode lol like nope nope nope, my brother did something like that once like he came at like 2 am and I heard the side door unlock and someone was shuffling around in the front of the house and I was like what if it's an intruder? Then I proceeded to hide under my cover lmao. Hmmm that's suspicious, did he have his cell phone or something with him while in the closet, cause then we all know what was going on *wink wink nudge nudge* Lmao jk jk

Lmao oh no, the secret is out! XD So I happened to be casually strolling through the forums and then I was checking out that little looking for relationships thread and I was like hmmm, maybe I should make one, but then I saw how long most of them were and knew that I didn't feel like it XD and I scrolled down a random page and was like oh snap, panda made one, and then I saw your name and I was like https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/92/6b/2c/926b2cdd60669b31d866f0a856b85397.jpg And now you are mustard-san XD oh no maybe it's a ghost knocking at your door....or the hash slinging slasher....or a spider ready for a round 2 lol. They brought reinforcements and now they're ready to take over!