Neko-chi™

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man. I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can. I'm a tough tooting baby that can punch all your buns, I can punch-a your buns. If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!

Lmao same, the struggle is real with taking these selfies, I decided to put one up in the ole' gallery cuz I felt like a total mystery without one XD indeed I shall protect everyone from the evil spiders of doom, the day the evil unicorn shooting spiders >:) or my name isn't....Jinx Girl! XD God I hate the moments when my mom tried to be cool, thankfully it's not often XD she's usually like turn up? What does turn up mean? What is a selfie? How do you text? Lmao she's such an old woman at times XP

Glad I could be of service XD It was like super scary though! Biscuits don't just come flying at you like a little biscuit of doom and stuff >~< Rofl i just might be a super hero after all, I wasn't even thinking like I just jumped XD I never really got into harry potter for some reason, I was just like meh whatever. Well that's definitely something you don't see everyday, those crazy gunslinger XD I used to like pushing baby strollers fast, like my nephew enjoyed it so i was like it's all good then lol. Never knew how difficult it is to take one freakin picture, like I just took about a good 20 minutes to get 1 decent looking photo rofl must be the inner girly girl in me

Lol too bad senpai has found yet another booty XD don't even know the new oxyclean guy's name though cuz he's not as epic as billy mays lol oh cool my name's Sleeping11. Dude I had like the weirdest dream last night, like there was this creepy old house that me and my mom were checking out for some unknown reason and I was like mom I'm pretty sure this place is haunted and of course she brushed it off and left me alone in there :'( like wtf mom, and there was this scary biscuit that suddenly popped up on the table and it started floating and coming for me so I was running to the front door and the door was slowly closing and I was like noooo but I made it and there were like 10 stairs in front of the house but I somehow jumped over all of them and I was out of there lol must've been the adrenaline XD

It only snows high up in the mountains. The only time I saw a little snow was when I was in a different region in South Africa where it does snow. I would like to have a snowy Christmas once.

Rofl oxyclean for everyone, it gets the tough stains out! XD I see lots of people using anime character names and stuff, it's pretty kewl and hmmmm, ah yeah, I was just saying about how I always jinx stuff so I just don't say anything so I can avoid it XD the power of the jinx is too strong for me to control right now lol

Delicious breakfast coming right up! XD it's alright, but more importantly did you just say town of salem?! Me and some friends were legit playing that a few weeks ago and we were chatting on our headsets and stuff, they introduced it to me and I was like well it sounds interesting so I'm in XD I got the jester once but I think the serial killer or something got to me lol makes me want to play it now. Yeah I totally jinx stuff sometimes so I'm just like you know what I'm not even gonna say anything, gotta zip my lips and throw away the key XD I never do it on purpose though, it just happens T~T

>:3 Yaaaas, mad scientist! My secret career goal! http://25.media.tumblr.com/09bbd59f7905c2c022e70495f5da64be/tumblr_mfw8h5Rg8F1r05yx3o2_500.gif Yeah, it could've definitely been worse lol I was just like let me help mommy and stir this pot XD whoops not the best plan I ever had lol. Yeah I totally understand XD I do that all the time lol like when my friends get a bad grade I'm like hey, you'll do better next time, and they do even worse rofl I think that breakfast food is my specialty lol, like I can whip up some sausage and pancakes and eggs, but for dinner it's like hot dogs and chips XD just had some delicious pizza earlier though, wish I had more XP

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