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solid_snake95

SnakeePoo

29 year old Male
Single
Last online 24 minutes ago
Pasadena, TX
solid_snake95
PANDY KUN! PANDY KUN! PANDY KUN!
hell_hound7
When 2 coworkers ask to see a pic of your girlfriend and they both think she looks really pretty and ur sitting there like "yeah i know" https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-03-2019/nSNf4Z.gif
solid_snake95
So my day was made today when my lovely Ellie put on the AOT jacket I got her for her birthday and when I saw her in it I died and went to weeb heaven. It was a damn heat stroke she gave me. LIKE DAMN! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8d/2a/84/8d2a84584916ccdd065f2974d7776584.gif
auriela
αмυ ☆ @auriela left a comment for SnakeePoo
Mar 08, 22 at 1:17pm
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saw this and thought of you ♡♡♡
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 So thoughtful of you! Tbh it reminds me more of your man than anything because of his holy mission to purify you.
auriela
αмυ ☆ @auriela LMAO I'd suck the demons outta his dicc anyday ( ♥ ͜ʖ ♥)
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 YO *BONK* OI @redhawk !!! Your woman needs more purification!!!! SHE IS MAKING MY WALL MILDEW WITH HER WATERFALL FOR YOU
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Thy Kingdom Coom, thy insides go Boom
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 There you go getting her pregnant should fix it
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I mean spiritually enlightened
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Fill her with the Waters of life?
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Fill her holy cup full
auriela
αмυ ☆ @auriela i'm blocking both of you
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Meanwhile she says she gonna give me the holy succ uwu
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 You can't block him. How else will he quench your divine thirst?!
hell_hound7
Mar 05, 22 at 9:55pm
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solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Shit gets freaky after napalm pulls out cannoli
princessellie2
Hori @princessellie2 left a comment for SnakeePoo
Mar 04, 22 at 8:20pm
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hey, snakee. snakeepoo. whatever type of cringy cute name that is. i definitely love it. not half as much as i love the person you are though. you are wonderful. you make my heart burn and my eyes water with your words. i know you say that i completely shattered your world, but i am here to remind you that you did the same for me. i am speechless. i have no real words to describe how incredible you are to me. you came into my life and opened my eyes to how beautiful this world really is to have someone like you live in it. i am comforted by your voice and who you are. you're the only one in this world i can say has truly shown me i don't always have to be strong when i feel weak. more than anything, i wish i could feel your embrace. i wish i could tell you just how much you mean to me with my actions. i get so irritated with you, but i always come back craving that touch in my soul. you've inspired me, motivated me, and most of all.. shown me what love really is. i will continue to be here for you and be someone you know you can always rely on. you're my best friend. my wonderful partner in life. i am so glad that i met someone as sarcastic, amazing, witty, and loving like you. you're the miyamura to my hori, the trevor to my sypha, the eren to mikasa, and most of all, you are my brandioni and cheese. thank you for everything. thank you for teaching me so much and guiding through this cruel, yet beautiful world. <3 <3 <3 this world is cruel, but i still love you. we'll continue to keep fighting on together, TATAKAE <3
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I FUCKING LOVE YOU WOMAN SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ;-; I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR YOU IN MY LIFE
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Read this 9 times now and on my tenth qwq
solid_snake95
Down a pants size! Pretty POGGERS if you ask me
auriela
αмυ ☆ @auriela it doesn't count if it's only because your dick shrank
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Go piss in a pot and toss it out a window you strangle imp creature
auriela
αмυ ☆ @auriela don't you have alligators to be wrestling or something
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk no he's busy getting pee'd on
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk while the other waits for their woman to return from the store with bread
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Panda I say let's ally together against this Mexican British scourge
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk How bout you shove a tube up ur ass and sniff ur own farts
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 How about you sniff Amuu's farts since it turns her on
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk How bout you sniff Floridian farts since it makes you coom alot
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 We all know uk citizens dont wipe
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 He likes the chocolate flavored ones most
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Brandy knee deep in the Everglades
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Pandy exploring the rice fields
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Charles diving into the UK channel
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk *The English Channel
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I know what I fucking said twat
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Napalm sieging Berlin
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk For a History Major you sure suck at it uwu
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Also your dicc got eaten by a female gator
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Uk teeth deadlier than gator
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Get the london look
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Bruh imma bout to be stabbed to death soon, was nice knowing ya TwT
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Shanked by a crazy toothed imp with a fetish for farts
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Go back to de hoey gator u filthy masterbator
solid_snake95
https://youtu.be/0pVfFL3U-f4
solid_snake95
Riding with a tow truck driver is pretty chill ngl. Especially when he taps the terminator theme on his gear shift and I recognize it. Abraham the mad lad and I were talking all about Terminator and the Ukraine shit. Good company comes from unexpected places they say. https://c.tenor.com/K_xrqOHbCqUAAAAC/tow-tow-truck.gif
auriela
αмυ ☆ @auriela tow this dick
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Something that small won't be no problem towing hoe
auriela
αмυ ☆ @auriela bro ur literally smol pp energy in a physical form, go hecc urself
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Go hecc your bf peen
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido One tow driver picking me up had an Austrian accent. Was like talking to Arnold
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 What a small world we live in my friend
princessellie2
Hori @princessellie2 left a comment for SnakeePoo
Feb 27, 22 at 8:47pm
you're extremely gey <3
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Aww look at this cute little strawberry shortcake thinking she's clever <3
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GEN 9 LETS GO!!!
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