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solid_snake95

Branden

30 year old Male
Single, Straight
about 10 hours ago
Pasadena, TX
solid_snake95
165,000 stupid people are going to die "storming" Area 51!!! XD They will not last even 5 miles out from there. Helicopters come out to survey the area, drones patrolling, and when someone does get close someone in a suit and black hat in a black van will follow you until you leave.
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 I always believed we needed some sort of population control to get rid of the idiots and this is the way.
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 Scratch that....300,000 people are gonna die
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 I dont see them using live rounds probably rubber bullets but even those hurt like a bitch
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 All the SJWs are gonna be destroyed lmao
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Deadass i hope this is a joke XD im gonna end up getting a briefing about it in the future i csn just see it
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 They will be like, "Dijon, there are some SJWs trying to break into military installation 51. So we want you to shoot them all with red paint balls, and that way they will think they are bleeding. They are stupid enough to believe it"
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for Branden
Jul 11, 19 at 8:23pm
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Rip Marmellow
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk (This is just a meme post, Marshmallow is fine)
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 left a comment for Branden
Jul 11, 19 at 7:56pm
You're a joke
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for Branden
Jul 11, 19 at 7:54pm
JOIN THE PARTY YOU FOOL OF A TOOK
sweetmaid
Maid @sweetmaid left a comment for Branden
Jul 09, 19 at 10:47pm
Y U P ! Haha, I'm just unlucky I guess. Recently, I let go of an asshole who couldn't stop flirting w/ girls. Life is truly full of surprises.
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for Branden
Jul 09, 19 at 8:51am
https://i.imgur.com/sqJeeMQ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/YsuEN2j.jpg
yoyoitsnsfw
Jul 09, 19 at 6:48am
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http://a.nime.me/0150/3569/hold_this_l.jpg
solid_snake95
Branden @solid_snake95 You are grounded young man
solid_snake95
"You must not have a thigh gap in order to be thicc" I GUESS IM THICC THEN https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/2c/ed/592ced2972250b39e06b944e80ff1420.gif
thesailingteacup
PucaetGniliasEht @thesailingteacup But what counts as a thigh gap? I've heard of many interpretations
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk I'm hella thicc then too
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 I will show you my thigh gap tea so you see
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk You can kick a soccer ball through it
thesailingteacup
PucaetGniliasEht @thesailingteacup With your thighs open or shut? .... @.@ And panda... that's naughty.
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk Talking bout Pandy's thigh gap lol
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for Branden
Jul 03, 19 at 9:15am
https://youtu.be/VOfs-64HXGA
redhawk
Aka-san @redhawk left a comment for Branden
Jul 03, 19 at 9:09am
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dp0DegHU0AAVQse.jpg
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