SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
I will be flying back home Saturday for the first time after a long 6 months. I still feel disappointed in myself for not losing more weight. I lost 50lbs, but I felt like I could have lost 80 if I really pushed myself during phase 2 working on this ship. The gym was small and had little to work with. So I only lost 15lbs. 50 more to go.
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
Just a friendly reminder to all my friends to not look directly at the solar eclipse if you live in the United States mainland. In other news I got only 11 days and a wake up left before I go home.
Red @redhawk
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*Dodges*
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Lol haha, and thats good to hear bro, how are the High Seas treating ya?
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
I have learned so much in my last few months about alot of shit. Especially in the engine department. I actually understand the basics of engineering onboard a ship now. :D
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu Do you know the anatomy of a Freedom Dispenser though?
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Actually yes I do. My coworker showed me the meme of a freedom dispenser broken down and named off.
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu Lovely!!! You are in good hands afterall. Hope there arent too many liberals around
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
Hey everyone. I just want to let you all know that I am still around, and have not disappeared. I have just been very busy working everyday onboard the ship in Hawaii. I miss talking to you all. Plus I have one more month to go until I am back home. :)
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu
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[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu
Y YOU DISAPPEAR OFF FACE OF AMERICA YOU DERP
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I am still alive you freedom dispenser loving ass hat ;D
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 32 more days until I am home
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu DERP SQUAD MUST UNITE
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu The smoothing derp lives....
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 My smoooooothing voice lol
Start the countdown Edge!!!
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu What day do you return to derpability? Are you hono-ing some womans lulu? XD
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu we so got some catching up to do - I've got an interesting ass story to spin your way
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I got some cool stories for you too man. I return September 2nd or 3rd. My flight leaves Honolulu on the 2nd so idk when I will get back home. Like it will take 10 or 12 hours to get back.
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Yeah sure okay, how are you doing?
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SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
This whole time change thing confuses the hell outta me! Lol
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
Guess who's back?! Tell your friends! Guess who's back!?!?!? Mother fucking snake! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu You gonna derp squad up? We need a night
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 When I get back to Houston in August we will. Just a little longer until we derp out.
[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu Bruh you aint even posted nowhere... not that I have lately but its your ass on this hot seat not mine. I do got a story to run by you that youll get mad kicks outta
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95
I DID IT!!!! I PASSED ALL MY PHASE 1 CLASSES!!!!! Time to go to walmart to buy clothes, condoms, and chicken wings. In that MUTHA FUCKING ORDER!!!!
yaasshat @yaasshat Lube! Don't forget the lube! Lube is your friend(No matter how wet she thinks she can get.) and I'd recommend Trojan H20(Never had one tear with that, but other water based lubes tore condoms.). Only water based lubes with latex condoms or they'll tear super easy. Just a friendly FYI. :)
Also, condoms don't protect from all STI's.
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Yeah I got trojans, but the bare skin ones. Is that okay? They were in a 24 pack so I wanted more for my money.
yaasshat @yaasshat Bareskin was a good one...Theres another that's like the bare skin that's pretty good, but I forget the name...Ya know, haven't really needed to use condoms for over a year 'n all. The only problem I ever had was even certain water based lubes seemed to make the thinner condoms break easier, but the Trojan h20 stuff, that I've never had an issue with and still use it. You said you got Trojans? I was talking about Trojan lube. Ya might not need it, but it's worth having. Best of luck.
