SnakeePoo

30 year old Male

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9 months ago

Pasadena, TX

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[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu left a comment for SnakeePoo

[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu

Jul 16, 17 at 1:49pm

Y YOU DISAPPEAR OFF FACE OF AMERICA YOU DERP

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I am still alive you freedom dispenser loving ass hat ;D

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 32 more days until I am home

[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu DERP SQUAD MUST UNITE

[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu The smoothing derp lives....

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 My smoooooothing voice lol Start the countdown Edge!!!

[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu What day do you return to derpability? Are you hono-ing some womans lulu? XD

[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu we so got some catching up to do - I've got an interesting ass story to spin your way

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I got some cool stories for you too man. I return September 2nd or 3rd. My flight leaves Honolulu on the 2nd so idk when I will get back home. Like it will take 10 or 12 hours to get back.

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Max @reclaw

Jun 16, 17 at 5:31am

Yeah sure okay, how are you doing? https://media.giphy.com/media/14ynvxqdwZ4WOc/giphy.gif

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95

Jun 15, 17 at 5:21pm

This whole time change thing confuses the hell outta me! Lol

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95

Jun 15, 17 at 5:18pm

Guess who's back?! Tell your friends! Guess who's back!?!?!? Mother fucking snake! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!

[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu You gonna derp squad up? We need a night

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 When I get back to Houston in August we will. Just a little longer until we derp out.

[DERP] Napalm @napalmamaterasu Bruh you aint even posted nowhere... not that I have lately but its your ass on this hot seat not mine. I do got a story to run by you that youll get mad kicks outta

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95

Jun 02, 17 at 2:34pm

I DID IT!!!! I PASSED ALL MY PHASE 1 CLASSES!!!!! Time to go to walmart to buy clothes, condoms, and chicken wings. In that MUTHA FUCKING ORDER!!!!

yaasshat @yaasshat Lube! Don't forget the lube! Lube is your friend(No matter how wet she thinks she can get.) and I'd recommend Trojan H20(Never had one tear with that, but other water based lubes tore condoms.). Only water based lubes with latex condoms or they'll tear super easy. Just a friendly FYI. :) Also, condoms don't protect from all STI's.

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Yeah I got trojans, but the bare skin ones. Is that okay? They were in a 24 pack so I wanted more for my money.

yaasshat @yaasshat Bareskin was a good one...Theres another that's like the bare skin that's pretty good, but I forget the name...Ya know, haven't really needed to use condoms for over a year 'n all. The only problem I ever had was even certain water based lubes seemed to make the thinner condoms break easier, but the Trojan h20 stuff, that I've never had an issue with and still use it. You said you got Trojans? I was talking about Trojan lube. Ya might not need it, but it's worth having. Best of luck.

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95

May 27, 17 at 8:39pm

So all my classmates believe that I am gonna fall in love with the first woman I get in bed with in Hawaii to the point I marry her. HELLLLLL NAAAAH!

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 I give it 2 weeks after you sleep with her

VeZeal @axlex They want you to love her long time. Love her all night long.

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Panda you are totally on my hate list now *__* Lol VeZeal you are right. I am gonna love her all night long man! ;)

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Lol Hawaiian pizza isnt the only thing Hawaiian your gonna eat from now on

Aka-san @redhawk Ayyyy

Aka-san @redhawk What if Snake ends up sleeping with some dude lol

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Edge....i will find and I will kill you......not really, but that is disgusting

Aka-san @redhawk Damn Snake's homophobic nature is starting to show

SnakeePoo @solid_snake95

May 25, 17 at 4:39pm

It is now confirmed that I will be flying out to Hawaii the week after next to sail on the Norwegian Cruise Line's Pride of America for phase 2. Let's go!!!!