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Asteroids
almost 3 years ago • Serious Talk
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mirai_k
Dec 05, 21 at 12:31am
@choicemoonbee There are two ways to see this: 1--Science--According to NASA, of the next 5 asteroids coming near us, 3 of them are much less than 82ft in size which means IF they come to Earth, they will likely burn up in our atmosphere. The remaining 2 are 160ft and 380ft in size, but are both over 3 million miles away. This means they are EXTREMELY unlikely to hit Earth, but IF they did "it would likely cause local damage to the impact area" according to NASA. https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/asteroid-watch/next-five-approaches AND https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/asteroid-watch/fast-facts 2--Slightly Less Sciencey--OMFG a fleet of asteroids is going to rain death upon us all in a global extinction-level event!!! I didn't want to make this proclamation lightly so I called Greta first and she says it's 10,000,000,000% true! We have but one hope for survival: we have to climb to the top of a tall building, put on our tinfoil hats and use the sun reflecting from them to signal the alien mothership to come pick us up ASAP!!! It may take time for intelligent life to get here, and we may have to survive an asteroid attack before they arrive, so bring a blanket and if you see one coming then for love of God be sure to DUCK AND COVER!!!! Even more concerning is the stress caused by these dark times. Therefore, we MUST construct an apocalyptic stress relief room with kittens and coloring books or the stress might kill us before the asteroids do. I know what you're thinking: but won't the fiery balls of flaming death raining from the sky destroy the kittens and coloring books? No problem! We'll equip the kittens with silver colored heat radiation suits plus use coloring book pages made from asbestos fibers and deal with the mesothelioma later. It all comes down to who do you trust: a bunch of dumb PhD science geeks at NASA or the word of Greta the Gaia Goddess? I know I'll be going with option #2! Who wants to grab their tinfoil hats and join me on the roof?
No Nut November 2021
almost 3 years ago • Random Chatter
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thesailingteacup
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bob_loblaw
I tried those new Cheetos boneless wings from Applebee's last night... HOLY FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK https://www.fsrmagazine.com/sites/default/files/styles/story_image_720x430/public/2021-11/Aplbs_PR_release_R12%5B2%5D.jpeg
PA people
almost 3 years ago • Local Talk
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criselington
Another good ole way to tell is if they go down to the crick to warsh off after celebrating opening day of hunting season because the warter spicket and/or hose is broken and they're not allowed in the house covered in mud and paint.
important
almost 3 years ago • Random Chatter
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shu_sakamaki
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Porn
almost 3 years ago • Relationship Advice
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kuharido
Ghost @kuharido commented on Porn
Dec 04, 21 at 8:17am
This was probably with someone else instead of her current bf
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choicemoonbee
i dont like death note Misa and Light. and meliodas and Elizabeth seven deadly sins...that one was just creepy to me...
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choicemoonbee
I really want the new game....<:( but i got to save for it.:) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g76Zx7zydXQ&ab_channel=JurassicWorldEvolution2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fojUbYW_w-c&ab_channel=Swrve
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choicemoonbee
yea thats a good song....you dont want someone that sucks in bed ...yikes....even if you teach them and they still suck that would be awful..
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lewd_araragi
Does this change the meaning of fart box?
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divorce
almost 3 years ago • Serious Talk
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kameiya
Dec 02, 21 at 10:49pm
Take your emotions out in a hobby, like hunting season, legally, sports, gaming, writing, music making, etc. Whatever fits you that helps calm yourself down. Idk what kind of personalities your parents have but I suggest thinking over a way that can hopefully put you in a better environment. Don't let hate and fear of this drastic change eat you up. It'll most certainly be hard to where you'll want to run away: don't do that, go numb and cast every acknowledgement of it out: which will emotionally destroy you without you realizing it, and fear of how it might feel like in thinking things will be worse cuz everything you once had with your parents is falling apart which will cause you to second guess what their relationship might have always been and any missed signs that occured: which will mentally torture you. Try not to go down any of these paths or cause self harm to yourself thinking that might bring your parents back together. Most cases divorce can help both sides if not just one side become better. Try and help be the medium to this and be each other's support.
Does Karma exist?
almost 3 years ago • Random Chatter
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kameiya
No chance. I believe in judgement day when our souls meet God after we die and second chances if God willing, but not karma. If it did exist our human race wouldn't be spiraling into a sea of sin.
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siruboo
sleep after being on tv. or during, doesn't matter actually.
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