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Jiro @jiro
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Jiro @jiro
You guys are both weird. I sacrifice the fish to Satan and he in turn grants me a juice box. I give said juice box to the hobo down the street. The hobo drinks the juice and his beard grows. He takes a hair from his beard and seals it in an envelope. He mails the envelope to an author in a small village in Nicaragua. The writer takes this as a signal and types gibberish on a piece of paper and makes it into a paper airplane and tosses it at the sky. The wind currents carry it into space where it gets lodged into the windshield wipers of a UFO. The aliens in the UFO read the gibberish and understand that it says for them to teleport a vial of green liquid to a farmer in Ohio. The farmer uses the liquid as a drink for his cow. The cow gets fat and gets slaughtered and gets turned into a beef patty. The beef patty is shipped to me and I use it to make a burger and I eat the burger. So I sacrifice my fish to special summon a burger basically.
115 @siruboo
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115 @siruboo
i confess i feel like crap. hungover
mangosenpai @mangosenpai
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mangosenpai @mangosenpai
I am really a big softy
But you may never see that side of me.
PucaetGniliasEht @thesailingteacup
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PucaetGniliasEht @thesailingteacup
This account has been suspended.
115 @siruboo
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115 @siruboo
i confess im scared of people comming to my door and wanting in
Ed~ @yamadaed
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Ed~ @yamadaed
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115 @siruboo
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115 @siruboo
I'm scared of going to jail and getting raped
Lisanthur @sanfi
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Lisanthur @sanfi
I confess I don't know how long it's been since I last heard of Ed, but I don't care how long it's been. I'm just excited you're here again! :D
Animekid @animekid
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Animekid @animekid
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
TEACUP BECOMES SO AFRAID OF GERMS WHEN SHE'S AROUND BATHTUBS AND SHOWERS THAT SHE'S NEVER TAKEN A BATH!!!!!!
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
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Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
@teacup
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