Confessions

You guys are both weird. I sacrifice the fish to Satan and he in turn grants me a juice box. I give said juice box to the hobo down the street. The hobo drinks the juice and his beard grows. He takes a hair from his beard and seals it in an envelope. He mails the envelope to an author in a small village in Nicaragua. The writer takes this as a signal and types gibberish on a piece of paper and makes it into a paper airplane and tosses it at the sky. The wind currents carry it into space where it gets lodged into the windshield wipers of a UFO. The aliens in the UFO read the gibberish and understand that it says for them to teleport a vial of green liquid to a farmer in Ohio. The farmer uses the liquid as a drink for his cow. The cow gets fat and gets slaughtered and gets turned into a beef patty. The beef patty is shipped to me and I use it to make a burger and I eat the burger. So I sacrifice my fish to special summon a burger basically.

I am really a big softy But you may never see that side of me.

I confess I don't know how long it's been since I last heard of Ed, but I don't care how long it's been. I'm just excited you're here again! :D

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! TEACUP BECOMES SO AFRAID OF GERMS WHEN SHE'S AROUND BATHTUBS AND SHOWERS THAT SHE'S NEVER TAKEN A BATH!!!!!!

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