Confessions

I confess that with my new haircut I've been told that it makes me look both younger and older...well which is it folks? ._.

I like to gesture cutting my wrists when I really don't like something. Someone being a cunt at work? *Cuts wrist* I don't actually have any serious intentions, but I do find the extreme exaggeration to be funny, so I continue. (Even though people always complain to me that it minimizes the pain of suicidal people, I don't really care)

HAHAH, I actually do cut (regularly) and I enjoy your dark humor and can say thats a load of shit cause ppl like me dont give a shit if ppl are "making fun of us". its not new, youre not special, its been so overly widespread and so "normal" that if youre bothered by something so trivial youre really stupid. so the ppl telling you that are really just stupid. also, relatable

I confess that while it is exciting that they are taking a massive leap forward with this project if everything goes right. Im severely disappointed that it took them so goddamn long to execute this. Its simple, the gravity on earth makes things harder to send out in space. The gravity on the moon is ideal for sending stuff out cuz the gravity there isnt as bad. Even i could have told them this. Yeah ik it takes time to build these things and yeah i know money has been an issue but if yall nibbas could raise millions of dollars to fix notre dame you mean to tell me you couldn't have built this rocket and launch pad idk 6 years ago? https://youtu.be/vl6jn-DdafM