Confessions

When I was in girl scouts, my mom was the leader. It was just when those awesome long fire place starter lighters came out. I was a bit of a pyro. So I stole it, went into the church bathroom (where we held girl scout meetings), proceeding the light paper towels on fire, and then well... freaked out, threw it in the trash can, then proceeded to pour water on it through scoopfuls of my hands. Needless to say, lots of smoke, 911 was called. And I blamed it on a "bathroom smoker". Shhh.... don't tell anyone.

LOL It was so long ago. And technically nothing burned down. And I was underage. So nothing would happen. Plus, I learned my lesson. That was enough panic for me. ^_^

I also laughed in the face of a guy who tried to kiss me once. For whatever reason, he had a really funny closed eyes about to kiss face. Totally ruined the moment. I couldn't take it seriously at all.

Your just piling your list of crime that I report to the Police XD. Especially for the crime you did for the poor guys heart

I couldn't help it. It was hilarious! Like laughing at a cat that belly flops from a book shelf to the floor! And it was only a first date. He shouldn't have been speeding like that anyways.

What are you? the first date police officer? and instead of ticket that cause you to money you give tickets of humiliation?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I'd TOTALLY take that job! Just randomly spawn near couples violating rules and issue tickets in a cute outfit! I'm totally there. SIGN ME UP!

Poor couples, they have to get harass by some women who thinks a first date police actually exist. What a cute outfit to you?