Confessions

i confess even though i know full well im allergic to eggs, i continue to try and eat them this will probz be what kills me

I don't understand why spreader bars are so expensive and not to mention wrist/ankle cuffs. But, I'm still getting them.

because they know kinkers are gonna pay up the ass for them sellers market

I confess that I'm done with "advice" that I never even asked for! I confess that I'm over "help" that I never even needed! I confess that I'm through with people who butt their noses into my life and tell me what to do! So if you've got anything to say to me that has to do with something that's not between just you and me, then I confess that I just don't give a fuck!

I confess I'm very, very, very tired right now. I'd probably get the best sleep ever if I just rolled over and called it a night. But I'll probably stay up too late and get terrible sleep instead.

I confess that I keep finding Styrofoam mannequin heads around the department that I work in at Wal-Mart. I've found them in the eggs. I've found them in the beer.