Confessions

@saeko, I'll go with the next best thing *gives chocolate bar*

banana ripening: success Stage: cooling off

@jesus Get a knee brace because once that tears completely you're either going to have A. Get ligement from your bicep Or B. Get a ligament from a cadaver Option A has more success but takes longer to heal while option B. heals quicker but your body might reject it sinc it's not your own I'm studying this shit for a reason, so check yo self before you wreck your self...literally

Lamby seems to love to make jokes about what black people seem to like to do to regular names facepalm. Didn't see that one coming from her.

wait what im just sittin here makin bread, whatr you on about kiddo

ohhhhhhhh yeah, educate yourself KIDDO

also the first joke is cristal is a type of fancy champagne http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/champagen.jpg not making fun of anyones name