Confessions

I confess that I laughed at some of the most immature things today. The first one was a picture sent to me by my friend. Normally, when people message me on Facebook, it is for something serious or they need help or it's just a casual "are you doing alright?" or "would you like to plan out a hangout?" kind of message. This friend of mine is known to send pretty serious messages and well, he sent me this: http://i.imgur.com/jMclqZ3.jpg With the combination of being caught off guard AND the content of this picture, I was holding in a laugh by biting my hand for around 15 minutes... while in public... I felt really ashamed... The second one (sorry :( no picture this time) is when a friend of mine messaged me on Steam asking if I wanted to play CS:GO. Well, the friend that messaged me changed his name to "BOT Harambe" and changed his picture to Harambe and I just lost it. I completely lost it. I was chuckling for a good 5 minutes before it diluted into a stupid looking smirk

But on a worse note, I confess that I these past few days have been extremely rage-inducing for me. I won't get too into the first one, but I was accused of something I didn't do and it was a huge deal. My name has been cleared because my accuser's story seemed extremely inconsistent and how I was 500 miles away from her when she claimed I did something to her. If this affects my professional life like it did my personal life, I plan on suing her and criminally prosecuting her and locking her up in the nastiest jail I can find in California. The second one was that today, my cousin posted a video of him riding one of my motorcycles! I keep my motorcycles in Hong Kong because I don't have a car license there and I like dodging HK traffic. I wouldn't even mind if he rode my XL Yamaha YZF-R3, but, he decided to ride my first motorcycle which is a Serow! My Serow is over 10 years old and the R3 has better hardware! I keep my Serow as a keepsake! I haven't even rode it once!!!!!! On top of that, the keys to both my motorbikes are in a safe in my room at my house in HK, meaning he had to have broke into it! If he took anything else out, as in things that "don't exist," I swear I am going to choke him out this winter when I go back....

I confess I had this site bookmarked for a few weeks before I actually joined and I didn't think I'd last very long. But I'm glad I did join, it's been pretty fun to talk to so many new people from all over the world

*smacks Bardal* Don't you dare die on the inside! You better rise up from whatever you buried that in. Don't do it for me, do it for all the attractive ladies of MO! You are their man candy, Max can only provide so much. You are needed for their fantasies. I'm sure a cool dude like you can bounce back from this. You have the will, you have strength. You. Are. Bardal. Dang it!

@Bardal http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.193852673.6483/mp,550x550,gloss,ffffff,t.3u1.jpg

I confess i am glad i didnt leave this site i have so many wonderful friends an amazing girlfriend here so thank you fancy daggera lenny shawnji kid freedom mango max teacup pika othertwin13 luna ShyniKyubi panda ^_^ thank you

I confess that I don't know how to flirt at all. Both in life and online. And I can't tell when someone is flirting with me. Which overall, it gets really confusing when it happens.

I know how you feel fang. I was the same until someone here created a flirting monster out of me lmao. I'm not kidding just ask some of the people that have been here for a few months and they will tell you that I flirted with just about every female that visited the forums regularly lmao. That was only for online forums though. I'm still not ballsy enough nor do I know how to initiate flirting in the real world unless I am very familiar with the person, which there isn't really anybody, but then again I don't need to be flirting with anybody anymore be they online or offline except for my girlfriend with whom I am perfectly capable of flirting with in any form.