My Dork.

So between my mini-depression and unable to sleep i decided to come up with the job description of the boyfriend i want. Most Important. ------------- - You cannot do drugs. If you've done drugs in the past but have now stopped and don't have the desire to start again, then thats even better, since you can understand me better. Weed counts potheads. - Cannot be an active alcoholic or heavy drinker. Social drinking is fine, but you must never be drunk around me. Also if we ever live together, understand that we cannot have alcohol in the house. - You have to like animals. It doesn't matter if its a hedgehog or a polar bear, you have to like, and better yet love them. - You have to be open minded, i am after all i am an activist, i protest animal cruelty and encourage others to become vegetarians or eat less meat. - Can't be over-religious. I can stand for the 'high-power' of your understanding, but you can't be hardcore jesus saved me bullshit. Important ---------- - You can't be lazy. I'm a very active person, although i love to sit on the couch for hours on end cuddling and spooning while catching anime and feeding eachother various of yummy foods, i also enjoy running, going on walks, rock climbing and long drives. I love road trips. - Spontanious. If i come rushing over to your house saying i need and have to have ice cream this moment, you better do it! - You have to have your life together. I can't be with someone who doesn't have a job/ or not in school. If your in your twenties sitting on moms couch and have no plan on the future, then i can't be with you. I am trying to move into the future, and getting my life back on track, i can't have you pulling me down with you.

..Continue... The mmmkay ---------- - Self critiquing, selfastem, i can only take so much of you insulting yourself, calling yourself too fat, too skinny, small dick/ whatever! I can only take as much as possible before it really annoys me. You must know you are worth it, and can't be too critical of yourself. I am willing to help you grow more appreciative of yourself, but you have to at least be willing to try. ------------------- Overall i have had many boyfriends in my lifetime. I have learned that through the horrible ones i dated, i meet the perfect most awesome guy ever. He wasn't attractive, he had acne, he had allergies, he was a totally geek. But he was the most gentle and loving person i have ever meet and i still have tiny feelings for him. I'm not trying to replace him. I just realized that i don't want bad boys, i want a good boy, who is kind, and loving and will love me for who i am, and will do things i ask without asking for anything in return, as i will do the same. I want a guy who treats me like i'm his princess and respect me. So this is my unrealistic list. There are probably like 100 more things i can put on. Go ahead and troll all you like. *Goes back into mini-depression*

trolling on an otaku dating website i shiggy diggy

lol, that's a bit of a list, but since you're one of the few Canadians here, I'll bite. I'm maybe ~6.5/9; I don't smoke or do drugs. I never get drunk. I'll drink something with alcohol in it if I find it interesting – once in awhile I've had a daiquiri at a restaurant and I've got a slight curiosity in sake especially finding a real quality one – but besides that I don't drink. I hate the taste of beer, wine, and even coffee. And I don't even drink socially. I'm fairly open minded and non-religious. And I've got a full-time job/career and live pretty independently. I lack some social skills but I'm not really self-critical. However; I'm not much of an animal person. Nor really an outdoors person, I just can't seem to find many things that I enjoy and even less of them are outdoor activities. Not one to do long-distance travelling either, most of that's probably personal though there might be a medical reason in there as well. And that whole "spontaneous" example sounds a bit weird honestly. I might indulge a bit. Rushing over to my place all of a sudden, fine I might be able to move around my flexible work schedule to fit that. But ice cream, what? Which side of Canada are you on?