Last one to post here wins

You win the gift of disappointment. Consolation prize is your tears! I'd also send you these cookies I baked, however I doubt they'd be as good after a week's delivery through the post office. Believe me I tried sending some to my family in Taiwan and they grew mold after a month being shipped by boat across the Pacific.

Just dropped by to say... Next time, put a graham cracker and marshmallow under the cookie dough... Works even better when making brownies. Thank me later. Back to radio silence.