Last one to post here wins

But did you knew I uwu?

Who u kiddin?

I don't do kids that's illegal.

Almost snatched ur uwu privileges, u got a good head on ur shoulders

Also kids don't have the financial status I look for in a relationship.

You would be surprised

Pretty sure Mommy's credit card doesn't count

When it's Mommy that put her name on their rich kids credit card, it counts big time

Well I don't want a guy who has that kind of relationship with his mother.

So picky, ppl with greedy moms is a no no, got it